27 yrs mature girl Palne - Escort Monaco city

Palne is just adorable!

This is the first time in my life that I've ever felt the need to write a 'report' on a lady... But I feel the need, so that other guys can take my advice and avoid this lady. Wants, maybe wants sex Unforgettable anal play experience with unforgettable Palne. Read on...Owing to a very stressful past few weeks at work, I decided to treat myself on Saturday afternoon. Not having visited a lady for a good few months, I was really looking forward to this and was horny as hell.Palne seemed like a nice looking lady from her photos. How wrong was I, and how deceptive her photos are...I arrived on time at her basement flat which was basic and clean, and in a nice area.Having visited quite a few ladies in my time (in Soho walk-ups through to high-class escorts) I have a very good feel for what constitutes a good service and attitude from the lady.As soon as Palne opened the door, my gut instinct told me this was not going to be a good punt. Normally there is that frisson, that spark of chemistry as the lady welcomes you into her flat with a gleam in her eye. With Palne there was no welcome kiss or even shaking of my hand. I tried to kiss her but was brushed away. At this point I must tell you that I was immaculately groomed, wearing decent clothes and a nice eau de toillette.She showed me into her front room where she had a Fashion TV channel showing on her telly. This was pretty strange as I've never been in a lady's flat where she's got the TV on when a client arrives. Anyway, she offered me a drink "Water" [sic], to which I obliged. I handed over my 200 hard-earned bucks for 1.5 hours.We sat together on the sofa, and I was starting to feel very awkward. I could sense immediately that she was a very cold and distant person - and did not want to be doing this. Her English is pretty non-existent and I really did not know how this was going to progress. I tried to make some basic conversation but was getting nowhere when she was not able to understand easy questions like "how long have you been here"I tried kissing her but she brushed me away to kiss her neck instead.Palne looked very pale, almost ill, no make-up (!) and no perfume like I requested from the agency. She had a funny smell about her and bad breath to go with it. She is a thirty something lady with a solid frame and tummy scar. In short not a very attractive looking lady. She has a tattoo on her arm and one on her ankle. NB: this tattoo on her ankle has been edited out on the photos you see on the site - and her tummy scar has been obscured.She also has something wrong with her left eye (lazy, crooked) which I found very off-putting.We progressed into the bedroom where I thought things might get better, but no. As we were standing up facing each other trying to get things going, she was facing out toward the front room WATCHING THE TV. Can you believe that This is a definite sign of someone who has ZERO interest and a bad attitude toward her client. She was stroking my cock in a very harsh and aggressive way so the skin was hurting. I had to tell her TWICE not to do this so hard. BJ also was uninteresting, harsh (involving teeth) and un-erotic.Progressed onto sex: her on top and then mish. This was the most unsatisfying, boring sex I have had in my life. She was very distant, no eye contact, and not the best looking of ladies. For the first time in my life, I was starting go soft mid-way through sex (!) The sex lasted maybe 10 minutes, until I just gave up. Tried to make some small talk while lying on the bed next to her, but this was near impossible.This was an experience one would expect from a Soho walk-up but NOT from a agency escort. If I had pulled this lady in my local pub I would have been disappointed - but to have paid for this, really upset me!So I got changed, made my excuses that I was too stressed with "work issues" and was not able to perform.I said a gentleman-like way that I had given her for 1.5 hours, but I had only spent 35 minutes in her company - hinting at getting some of the money back. But she just said "Can't give you anything back". She didn't say goodbye or show me to the door.What is the point of Palne even doing this work if she has no interest, but only wants to rip-off honest guys like myself. It would save her, us guys and the agency a big headache if she got herself another job.I left feeling terribly ripped-off, pissed-off and angry.Called the agency as I walked back to the tube station. They seemed genuinely annoyed and in disbelief. Said I could go back to her flat to get some of the money back, and "why didn't you call us while you were still there" But I honestly didn't know what the protocol is for when things go this wrong. The lady at the agency offered off my next booking.Worst punt of my life, and probably even one of the worst experiences in my life.Guys, do yourself a favour and avoid this one like the plague... the agency definitely has far better girls on offer.

Palne is gorgeous!

Palne was heavily into parties and so was I and so we decided to skip the club and go to a house party my coworker was having. It was the best decision. Palne, thank you for a great evening! Unforgettable strap on experience with Palne. Palne and I decided to go to my coworker's party that he had invited me to. She loved parties and so do I. We didn't want to go to the club because that was old news. I loved how she was dressed for the party. She was sexy and hot when I went to pick her up and I gave her props for that. I loved her vibes too. She was ready to have some fun and that is exactly how it went down. Afterwards, we had fun in the sack as we rolled around; trying to invent new sexual positions while we were at it. I let her spend the night and we fucked all night long.

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The best girl I have ever had. Very good service, girl looks the same as in the photos, totally worth. Private Video from Palne was unforgettable! The girl is fantastic as well as the service, I had an unforgettable time, she treated me great and provided the best oral ever, she is great in bed, she has a fantastic body and the sex was wild and the only regret is that I didn't book her for longer. Had a great time.

Wonderful girl!

I spotted Palne's ad on TER and was intrigued. Somehow, I had missed any previous posts that she had made.Screening and setting up the appointment were easy via email. Fetish from Palne was not forgotten! I had a delay on my end and asked to push back a little and it was easily accommodated.Once I was onsite, I was given directions to the room.Palne opened the door before I arrived and gave me a cute wave to make sure I was headed the right way.Once inside, she immediately started up with a kiss and a squeeze.VIPs read on and non VIPs, I will definitely see her again when she is in town.

Palne, you are amazing!

I liked it very much, I love it! Blowjob at the highest level, knees after it treslo for 2 hours! Well-groomed and sweet.

Took her many times

Her figure is very beautiful The time I spent was just super, now I will definitely be her most regular client. Good prostitute.